memyselfandhate:

iamonlydorb:

sucysucyfivedolla:

the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg

oh no I’m not falling for this one again

what

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weloveshortvideos:

THIS COP IS TOO REAL - Vine by Officer Daniels

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amifutami:

what if every time u unzipped your pants it made the skype opening sound effect

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eggplont:

quin-the-infinite-fandoms:

lumos5000:

i love how they didn’t even say any thing. they just all stood there…

No, they literally formed an unlikely line

OH

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mishakoalins:

A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.

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spoopyphilia:

bloodyoathmate:

My mum’s friends at work are having a baby and their last name is watts so they were trying work out a name for it, i suggested 60 and they both looked confused so i said maybe 20 would suit them better 

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thethrillofit:

im a BIT of a history nerd *puts a hand on my hip, puts on my glasses, cracks open an encyclopedia* did you know obama is the president 

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awellkept-secret:

this guy in my class said his brother lost his wallet in Canada and someone shipped it back with souvenirs

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